Professional tenants are vampires. They suck the lifeblood of both your property and the neighborhood, moving in with no intention to pay, and living rent-free for up to two years.
If you think I’m being melodramatic, imagine paying the mortgage on your property for two years with no rental income to help cover it. Then imagine having to hire a lawyer to clear out the vampire infestation. Then imagine the damage to your property, once the villains are finally gone.
Has the mood been properly set for a horror story?
Tenant Screening = Single Most Important Activity in Property Management
Benjamin Lyons, a landlord based on Miami, has seen more than his fair share of professional tenants.
It starts out simply enough: a kindly, charming man or woman applies to rent from you. If you’re smart, you run credit, criminal and eviction reports on them.
Or maybe you cut corners, and you never see these reports and their red flags. Benjamin didn’t bother to run background checks on his rental applicants, at first.
Savvy landlords reject the rental application immediately because of the horrible credit report and eviction history report.
Cue the Sob Story
Then the applicant calls on the phone, to explain that they fell on hard times, lost their job (through no fault of their own, mind you), went through a gut-wrenching divorce, lost their sister to tragedy. Maybe a combination of all three. Maybe there were identity thieves involved, or Nigerian princes, or shark attacks, or zombies.
But they appeal to your sense of humanity, to your heartstrings, and tell their tale in a way that makes you want to help them get back on their feet again.
So you do your good deed for the week and offer to sign a lease agreement with them, congratulating yourself for your open-mindedness and willingness to help people on hard times turn their lives around.
Then they don’t bother paying rent.
Delay Tactics Part I: Playing on Your Empathy
Two months after moving in, Benjamin’s tenants stopped paying the rent.
Benjamin called them to ask what’s going on, and they deliver another sob story. “I’m having health problems,” or “They cut my hours at work,” or “My daughter needs surgery.” They ask oh-so-nicely for you to please, please not file eviction, and just give them two more weeks to pull the money together.
Two weeks go by. No rent arrives. You call again. Maybe they dodge your calls, or maybe they give you more sob stories, and ask you to wait just a little bit longer.
This continues until you finally get fed up and file for eviction.
Delay Tactics Part II: Playing the Legal System
Benjamin waited two months before even starting the lengthy eviction process. He served the eviction notice, waited for the mandatory waiting period to end, then filed in court.
But professional tenants know every loophole in the law, and they will foil you. Benjamin’s tenants gave him a partial payment and another sob story.
Because he accepted the payment, he had to start the eviction process all over again.
Which, of course, he didn’t do right away. The tenants had promised to catch up on the rent! So he gave them time to do it. But no rent came in, and eventually he filed again for eviction.
This time, Benjamin made it to the hearing. But the tenants had a story ready for the judge, one of unfit living conditions in the property. The judge ordered Benjamin to refile for a hearing when he had proof that the property was habitable.
Delay Tactics Part III: Dirty Tricks
Benjamin had to then provide written notice of entry, a day before entering the property. When Benjamin entered the property to take photos and prove the property was in perfectly good shape, he found that the renters had systematically made the property “uninhabitable” by the technical definition in the law.
It went on like this for two years.
At one point, towards the end when the tenants had run out of most other tricks, they called the local newspaper with a scoop on a “local slumlord taking advantage of underprivileged residents.” The paper ate it up and published it. Colleagues, friends and relatives saw the story and asked Benjamin about it for months afterward.
It was a horror story for Benjamin.
How to Spot & Avoid Professional Tenants
So what can landlords do to avoid parasitic professional tenants?
First, they must, must screen all tenants extremely diligently. Tenant credit reports and criminal background checks are only the beginning. Be sure to use a company that includes an identity verification with all background checks.
Most importantly, run an eviction history report.
Second chances and compassion are great – so give money to local charities that help people get back on their feet. That way you voluntarily give however much you want, and don’t ruin the returns on your investments.
Don’t rent to someone who’s been evicted in the last five years, unless you have the rent deducted directly from their paycheck.
Good screening does not end there either. Verify their employment, and their income. Talk to their supervisor to see what kind of employee they are. Do they show up every day on time? Do they ever come in reeking of booze? How likely are they to remain employed? How likely they are to receive a promotion?
Talk to their current and prior landlords, and verify that the contact listed as the applicant’s landlord really is their landlord (check online public records and ask for corroborating evidence).
Walk through the applicant’s current home, and see how they treat it. Look for signs that it really is their home, such as photos of them mounted on the walls.
Professional tenants are a blight that give all renters a bad name, and make trouble for their neighbors as well as landlords. It may be extra work now, but preventing vampires from moving in is a lot easier – and cheaper – than getting them out later.♦
(Wow! We didn’t once make a “deadbeat” tenant joke, with all that zombie and vampire talk! Never too late…)